New PDF release: Mommie Smearest: See Joan Crawford In Bitch Selfie Ain't

By L. LeSueur

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JOAN will get THE final WORD 
When motion picture suggest Queen Joan Crawford is outraged to discover herself stopped on the gate to Hollywood Heaven and ordered to Hell FOR purposes renowned TO HER, she charms (acts) her well beyond the protect into Heaven on probation. To get off parole, Crawford must go back to Earth and clarify her sins, and do sturdy works via rescuing famous person worship from the fake gods and invading armies of truth starlets and civilian selfies. 

Reinventing herself because the rap artist m.o.m.m.i.e.DCrawford executes her venture with stamina and backbone, sacking and burning the fake-reality temples of Hollywood, activities, company, media, politics, and smartphones from her mystery base at a Florida trailer park, between different glamorous locations. Crawford relaxes among pillaging and plot twists with phony flashbacks from her Hollywood existence: scenes comprise her maternal-instinct television audition for The Brady Bunch, and Joan's fishy safety and acquittal of herself for alleged devilry in her personal home. 

Crawford's new unauthorized pretend autobiography and dad tradition parody brims with the star's sage knowledge and lovely lies correct as much as her last surprises. Joan finally will get the final word on everything. 

Includes Joan as m.o.m.m.i.e.D in Her Rap-Dance destroy Hit 
"Bitch Selfie Ain't Make You No celeb (Selfie Junkie)" 

Feat. the Christian Rap-Thug Porn Star 

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