Category «General Humourous Fiction»

Download e-book for iPad: The Shooting Party by Thomas Amans

By Thomas Amans

a bunch of associates makes a strange pact: after every one of them dies, the others will release the deceased individual's physique out of a circus cannon. Why? Is it functionality artwork? senseless transgression? Crass madness? Suffice it to assert that by way of the tip of the tale, their plans get to the bottom of, and dying has the final snigger. darkish comedy and philosophical musings abound during this exquisitely penned brief novel with bankruptcy titles resembling "A Finger-Lickin' demise" and "Little dying Meets great Death". Literary aficionados will realize the impacts of Hunter Thompson and Ernest Hemingway, in addition to the gorgeous, nightmarish environment of a Michel Houellebecq novel. Coupled with the author's personal inimitable kind, those components seamlessly coalesce to make "The capturing occasion" an quick twenty first century classic.

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Download PDF by Thomas Maul: Rugged Knuckles and Painful Chuckles

By Thomas Maul

Rugged Knuckles and Painful Chuckles incorporates a number of tales concerning a constant forged of characters and hilariously precarious misadventures. In Rugged Knuckles and Painful Chuckles, the writer reminisces approximately highlights from youth and the tales often contain the men beginning out with the simplest of intentions yet finishing up with the undesirable awareness of academics, mom and dad and police. the writer, Thomas Maul, appears to be like within the tales below his youth nickname of T-Bone. The tales are illustrated by way of Carlos Callirgos.

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Download PDF by Raymond L. Atkins: Sweetwater Blues: A Novel

By Raymond L. Atkins

Rodney Earwood and Palmer Cray have been most sensible acquaintances for so long as both may well be mindful. They have been brothers in all however the genetic experience, every one born past due within the lives of fine girls who had given up at the dream of motherhood by the point their respective miracles happened. They wandered the hills of North Georgia, hunted the pine woods, fished the cool, eco-friendly streams, and camped lower than the celebrities. They shared each one other's garments, each one other's households, and every other's houses. They grew into tall younger males, and on a scorching may perhaps afternoon correct when they grew to become eighteen, they either graduated from Sweetwater highschool, numbers seven and 8 within the crooked, sweaty line that held a category of thirty of Sweetwater's best. almost immediately thereafter, Rodney and Palmer flew a Camaro right into a tree, Palmer flew right into a haystack, Rodney flew into the nice past, and not anything in Sweetwater used to be ever an identical back. keep on with Palmer within the aftermath of his one nice mistake as he confronts remorse at his personal fallibility, endures punishment for his activities, unearths unforeseen redemption in strange locations, and is given a moment probability to attempt to make all of it correct. he's joined during this trip through an not going solid of associate--including a methamphetamine broker named Cheddar, a junkyard proprietor named Ottis Lee, a coffee-can addict named Bay-Annette, and an Alzheimer's sufferer who used to be Rodney's mother--as they face every day and take a look at to beat their Sweetwater Blues.

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New PDF release: The Art Of Telling Great Jokes & Being Funny! :-)

By Craig Kirsner

do you need to be thought of humorous and fascinating via your folks and colleagues?Of direction you do! every person desires that!This new e-book exhibits you the way be humorous and captivating, supplies over two hundred nice jokes, and most significantly supplies an ideal way to eventually bear in mind the jokes! The book is titled "The paintings Of Telling nice Jokes and Being humorous :-)" because the name indicates, this consultant is for individuals attracted to beng humorous or studying how you can inform humorous jokes, and having a good time whereas doing it. there's a mystery to being humorous - eventually you're humorous while your humor consists of excellent timing, a pretty good procedure, very good supply and naturally a few hilarious jokes. This book offers all of those and extra! Here's a sampling of what you'll study within the eBook... concepts to telling a superb funny story study what kind of comic story teller you're study what humor is research what precisely makes a funny story humorous A leap forward reminiscence strategy to ultimately take into accout the jokes! detect what makes an exceptional punchline humorous and the way to exploit this on your personal existence how one can have nice Timing whilst telling jokes - Timing is every little thing! easy methods to use humor successfully at the contrary intercourse! how one can be humorous in different languages - the publication offers examples in Spanish and Portuguese methods to steer clear of killing a funny story methods to use humorous words on your daily conversations You additionally get three loose bonuses with the eBook: Bonus no 1: The Funniest websites on the web *Ever need to know absolutely the funniest websites on the net? good the following they're together with hyperlinks to a couple movies you need to see! Bonus #2: Snaps *5 pages of jokes to crack in your neighbors, and your pals' mothers! Bonus #3: Great Blonde Jokes *12 hilarious pages of serious blonde jokes! ACT NOW!

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Download e-book for iPad: Draußen hängt die Welt in Fetzen, lass uns drinnen Speck by Fritz Eckenga

By Fritz Eckenga

Dass der Herr am Ersten Tag Himmel und Erde schuf, hat sich ja bereits herumgesprochen. Unbekannt battle bisher, dass die Zubereitung dieser komischen Mahlzeit in Seiner Herrlichkeits Versuchsküche stattfand und aus den Zutaten Kartoffeln, Äpfel und Blutwurst bestand. Gott sei Dank wird diese schwer verdauliche Nachricht jetzt endlich aufgetischt, in appetitlich gereimter Form.

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Download e-book for kindle: Water, I Think She's In Love With Me by Prince Elliot

By Prince Elliot

This fiction tale is the main fascinating, complicated phenomena ever divulge in an exquisite trip that takes you on a roll-a coaster experience of the unknown. Buckle your seat belt, take a deep breath and compose your self in case you can, simply because this compelling tale is filled with pleasure, laughter and suspense.

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Read e-book online Der träumende Kameltreiber (German Edition) PDF

By Amor Ben Hamida

Der junge Kameltreiber Ahmed Ben Soltane versammelt seine Freunde vor seinem Zelt, bietet ihnen Tee und Süßigkeiten an und erzählt ihnen seine unglaubliche Geschichte mit einer Schweizer Prinzessin namens Heidi, der er auf der Suche nach Arbeit in Italien begegnete, die ihn in die Schweiz schmuggelte und mit der er drei Tage und Nächte eines Prinzen erlebte. Kaum einer seiner Freunde glaubt ihm anfangs auch nur ein Wort dieser phantastischen Geschichte. Doch immer wieder erwähnt er information, die die Freunde stutzig machen, und gegen Ende seiner Erzählung weiß kaum jemand, ob sie vollends erfunden oder ganz und gar wahr ist oder nur teilweise stimmt. Eine Liebesgeschichte zwischen zwei Kulturen, voller Humor und Tragik zugleich.

Über den Autor: Amor Ben Hamida, geboren 1958 in Medenine (Süd- Tunesien), lebt und arbeitet in Zürich. Er wuchs im Kinderdorf Pestalozzi, Trogen, auf, wo er mit Kindern aus verschiedenen Nationen, Religionen und Sprachen zusammengelebt und schöne Kindheitserinnerungen behalten hat. Sein Leben wurde durch diese Erfahrung von Toleranz und multikultureller Umgebung geprägt. Er gibt seine Erfahrungen mit Integration in Büchern, Referaten und Lesungen weiter.

www.amorbenhamida.ch

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Download PDF by Sarah Daniels: Come As You Are

By Sarah Daniels

here's ?tongue-in-cheek? leisure at its wackiest?and so much refined. If an individual ever doubted that intercourse makes the area move round, writer Sarah Daniels will placed your brain, and physique to check. continuous humor and knowledge are bundled jointly to bring one in all life?s most crucial unheeded classes: every one people has a distinct future to find, and until eventually we discover and embark on that future, lifestyles will be one bowl of cherry pits after one other.

Enter CoCo Bernstein, clean from an unsightly divorce, made up our minds to eventually do what she loves and permit the money keep on with. input Ralph Leavitt, along with his discount Early chook specified coupons and septuagenarian intercourse force, whose simply target is to mattress CoCo down endlessly as his religious Slave and physique of selection. the web result's a comedy of mistakes that retains convalescing because the characters start to shape-shift into the personas in their personal undoing.

Come As you're is loaded with lacy subliminals instantly from Frederick?s Hollywood memoirs and Victoria?s mystery chest.

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The Cat on Salter's Point by Anita Dixon-Thomas,Gary Tavares PDF

By Anita Dixon-Thomas,Gary Tavares

The Cat on Salter’s element is a narrative of a tender social employee, Rachel Thomas, who embarks on a loopy experience while she accepts her first social employee activity at Salter’s element local medical institution. it's a psychiatric facility outdoor of Seattle. On her first day, a suicidal sufferer mysteriously disappears from the health center. health practitioner George Benny, who works there, is the patient’s lover and is suspected in her disappearance. Rachel befriends Jamie Lee, who's an alcoholic social employee on the facility. the 2 of them, suspicious of the health professional, give you the option to attach him to the patient’s disappearance. Amid unraveling this secret, Rachel discovers her ex-lover Ray is having an affair with Jamie’s lover, Anne. This sends Rachel on an emotional curler coaster trip. She struggles along with her anger and no matter if she may still inform Jamie. Then tragedy moves, turning her existence the wrong way up. The friendship among those girls and the way they deal with the day-by-day demanding situations and craziness round them, is the primary center of this character-driven novel. The Cat on Salter’s element is a riveting and unique fictional tale. The Cat on Salter’s aspect is additionally a hilarious tale, which exhibits how the medical professionals and social staff at this psychiatric facility, are crazier than their sufferers. the writer, Anita Dixon-Thomas, has been a certified scientific Social employee for thirty-two years. She at present is living in Atlanta, Georgia.

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Download e-book for kindle: La Bible de l'Homme (French Edition) by LOLYWOOD

By LOLYWOOD

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" Je l'ai lue donc je suis. "

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" Je cherchais une vacation spot cool, l. a. Bible de l'homme m'a conseillée les united states. J'ai kiffé ! "

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" J'ai détesté ce livre... "

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