By Avery Corman
“God can provide you an interview. visit six hundred Madison Ave., room 3700, Monday, at eleven a.m.” whilst a suffering author gets this typed observe within the mail one morning, interest wins out and he unearths himself conserving this mysterious appointment. quickly he’s in a regular convention room with an intercom at the flooring, furiously scribbling shorthand notes as he interviews God, a deity who badly desires to increase His public profile. occasionally God speaks in the course of the intercom, different occasions He communicates as a sizzling puppy seller at the nook. yet besides the fact that God seems, He’s giving this anointed journalist the tale of a lifetime—and all he has to do is promote the tale to the public.
By Karl May
Der Band enthält folgende Erzählungen:
1.) Professor Vitzliputzli
2.) Wenn sich zwei Herzen scheiden
3.) Der Glücksschimmel
4.) Die Kriegskasse
5.) Am Ernstthaler Stammtisch
6.) Der Wollteufel
7.) Der Fischerjakob und das Wasserfaß
8.) Die falschen Exzellenzen
9.) Die beiden Nachtwächter
10.) Die verhexte Ziege
11.) Die Erben wider Willen
12.) Pankraz der Ehestifter
13.) Wie dem Stadtrat Epperlein aus der Klemme geholfen wurde
By Richard L. Vaughn
this assortment, asks the debatable query: Did amateur
anthropologist M. Nimferd Brattlesh particularly notice the legendary
and most likely mythological long-lost unique aborigines of the
American Southwest or no longer? That outlandish query, and even
more outrageous number of critiques at the topic, includes the
ten-part exploration of this such a lot embarrassing contemplation of
amateur anthropology’s already crumbling historical past. Surrounding this
narrative are tales of an missed revision of the fi rst ebook of
Genesis, eccentric and absurd occasions encountered by way of numerous
characters looking for a few much-needed respite from the human
condition, and satires and/or parodies that hide many of the visual
and literary arts. Any reader looking profound insights via fi ction
and diversified stories of lives lived upward or downward is inspired to
look in different places. tales with titles comparable to Casseroles, Mrs. Probler’s
Fesslem, Homer Kiam’s Rubber Rat, Myrtle’s natural Birds, and
Woman With 3-Leg puppy should not be anticipated to exhibit any
insight or perhaps a unmarried smart sentence as a gift. except that,
what extra should be said?
By Lorenzo Licalzi
By Bertrand BLIER
Nouvelle édition !
Nombreux sont ceux qui connaissent par cœur les tirades inoubliables des
Buffet froid ou encore de
Tenue de soirée. Dialoguiste parmi les plus brillants du cinéma français contemporain, Bertrand Blier n'est pas un auteur " right ". Iconoclaste et provocateur, il puise volontiers sa verve dans le trivial et trouve los angeles beauté là où d'autres ne los angeles perçoivent pas. Et, ses mots sont ceux d'un authentique écrivain. Prenant l. a. suite des Prévert, Jeanson ou Audiard, il a donné au cinéma français de ces quarante dernières années ses dialogues les plus originaux et les plus drôles.
Avec ce recueil de ses
Pensées et répliques les plus percutantes, nous retrouvons, intact, son univers si particulier.
– À quoi ça ressemble un bon memento ?
– C'est quelque selected, quand on y pense, ça donne envie de pleurer.
– Et un mauvais, qu'est-ce que ça fait ?
– Un mauvais ça fait rien. Tu te marres et puis c'est tout.
C'est los angeles contemplation de los angeles connerie qui donne los angeles vocation du pouvoir.
By Donald C. Payton,Patrick J. Payton
By Elizabeth Leiknes
My identify is Susan Spector. i've got one black eye, and one blue eye. i'm colorblind. I event synesthesia. My blood style is AB unfavourable. i used to be born on a intercalary year. Do I sound like a freak but? Oh yeah, and i am demise of level 4 lung melanoma. My analysis caused me to check my existence to that time. I had spent the earlier a long time of my existence wandering, not likely dwelling. i could not die but. there has been a lot more i wished to do. i might by no means been to a nudist hotel. i might by no means slept with a stranger. i would by no means long gone to Vegas. It was once the luckiest position on the earth. I figured i'd attempt my success there, given that i might run out of it in California.
On my strategy to Vegas, I had an unintentional hit-and-run, which might stick with me during the subsequent weeks. as soon as I received to Vegas, I drowned my woes in alcohol on the nearest bar. I met an unique dancer named Calliope, who fast turned my good friend. after you have under the influence of alcohol and spending the evening on the apartment of a man dressed like George Washington, an idea happened to either Calliope and me. We created a bucket record, and made up our minds to move on a spontaneous highway journey. i did not are looking to die younger and uninteresting. i wished to stay quickly first. once we made it to Utah, we encountered a under the influence of alcohol, out-of-work actor dressed as a knight. Will Hudson was once his identify. We took him again to his condo at his boss' request, and spent the evening there with him. whereas i didn't relish his pompous and sleazy angle, Calliope stored an open brain. He made up our minds to hitch us on our highway journey, considering he had not anything left to lose.
What occurs subsequent? might be I fall in love, like all people expects. probably i locate out i am really followed. might be i locate out that my father is a assassin. probably a few henchmen locate me and that i die throughout the moment week of the line journey. you are going to simply need to discover for your self, simply because i am rather the storyteller.
By Dan Burke,Joe Forkan
"I won’t even start on my hairline. It’s an exceptional factor i used to be in a position to develop my hair lengthy in my twenties. Thinning got here fast, and prefer my pits, got here on with a vengeance. I bitch now, yet simply imagine what i must wait for. quickly, my hairline will cut up down the center of my head, developing islands of combover heyday. Then, like a Play-Doh toy computer, hair will start to sprout out of my ears, look on my again, hide my chest and knuckles whereas my head loses the remainder of its wooly defense and glows with a shine. That’s nature. I couldn’t cease it if i attempted. It’s swap in its harshest hour, altering me from a guy to a monkey as I develop clever. "And existence is actually no assorted than this: the migration of hair. issues take place to us, for larger or worse; we attempt to shape critiques, we strive to impact swap in our desire, yet switch doesn’t care. swap will switch no matter if we love it or no longer. Man-smell—Wham! Thinning hairline—Wham! Your lady leaves you—Wham! You get fired for being a pornographer—Wham! You get the point."
By The Improper Poet
Go on, simply try out it, you’ll have an exceptional time.
However, reasonable caution, a few may possibly lack sturdy taste.
But this I guarantee you, it won’t be a waste.
Come on, you must, simply take a brief peek.
If incorrect humor is whatever you seek.
That’s it, that’s immediately, a bit gentle look.
And then rainy your wits at the phrases during this book.
By Stephen Langdon